TV's BLOG--AIN'T LIFE GRAND

My blog is like the old Seinfeld TV Show--about "nothing at all". I will not try to inform you, sway your opinion, tell you how or how not to worship or marry your sister. Oh, by the way, do you have any pictures of you sister? Sorry, it slipped out! I want you to laugh with me, at me or near me!

Barbie Doll Arrested! Drugs and Prostituition Charged!
Eeny-Meeny-Chili-Beany--Oh, God!
For Recreational Use Only! Results May Vary!
GOD NEEDS MONEY!
Lucy, You Got Some 'Splainin' To Do!
ONE MAN'S SHEEP, ANOTHER MAN'S PROM DATE!
A Desk From Obama, A Tracking Cookie From Hillary!
I MARRIED TWO MAGICIANS!
"DIRTY MONEY"...A New Business Magazine!
MARS CYDONIAN MYSTERY SOLVED!
CHIANG KAI-SHREK...A TRAILER!
Dear Sir or Madame...(Will You Read My Book?)
REPTILE BARISTAS...I LOST A BET!
Marijuana Chia Pets...As Seen On TV!
MIXED MARTIAL ARTS SPELLING BEE!
DR. SUESS...A MAN OF THE PEOPLE!
FRANKENWOMAN...IT'S ALIVE! IT'S ALIVE!
A LOOPHOLE!...NO LIE!
IT'S YOUR FORTUNE...COOKIE!
Dr. Suess is so Def...And, that's a "Rap!
OLEO LORDY ME!
ALIENS LOVE PEANUT BUTTER... AND BOTOX!
Young Got a Bug....Where's Mine?
Cross-Dressing Canines....Raise the "Roof"!
Leave It To Beaver...Damn!
Florida Fires?... (The Price of Gas)
KENTUCKY FRIED RABBIT
Weird Al, TWC and the Ether...
The Moral of the Story...
Sex Organs...For Gifts?
You Can Put Barack In A Skirt But, You Can't Make Hillary Black...
I "Channel" John Denver (Also, Dorothy and Job)
The Din and the Blog (Once Upon a Time....)
TV, Herpatologists and Wildlife Porn
A Corvette? With These Gas Prices?
The Great Celestial Gamble? (Spin the Wheel)
Only the Rocks Live Forever
It's Only Money....
Fully Caffeinated? (Alas, Poor Starbuck's...I Knew Thee Well)
Amish-Al Qaida Bread (A Recipe for Disaster)
36-D and Brains
Mine, Mine all Mine
The Dog Ate my Post
American Patriot Act (A Job Program?)
Cap'n Crunch and Baby Boomers
Uses For Duct Tape (A Sticky Situation)
Gangsta' Records Signs Martha Stewart
Don't You Just Hate Needy People? (Please, Please Read My Blog!)
Home Surgical Kits (Coming to an HMO Near You Soon)
Teeter Hangups ($14.95 and Belly Button Exposure)
Oh Joy! My Neighbor got a Rooster! (Go Tell Aunt Rhoddie!)
72 Virgins And All Eternity (Then What?)
Were Have All the Bullets Gone?...Long Time Passing.. (Key of "G")
Luger and a Sawmill (A Self-Inflicted Drive-by!)
My Cellphone Died (In Lieu of Flowers...)
SLEEPYTIME TEA (YAWN...Excuse Me!)
Scars and Arrows-An Overature (Will "William Tell"?)
Memorial Signs (Where's Mine?)
Stella Get Your Gun! (Timex and Swatch Strike Out)
New from Mattel...("Crack Whore" Barbie)
Martha's Laser Cake-Mmmm! (Wow! That's hot!)
And They Called it Puppy Love! ("For-Play"?)
Tornado Love (A "Hard" Way to Go)
Amish Airways Update (It's really Taking Off)
Amish Airways (No Coffee, Tea or Me)
COOL CAT (LOOKIN' for a KTTY!)
"Laptop" Dancing"-Ive Got the Porn (Darn! My Pornograph is Broken)
Tool Using Rodents (I Can "Go-For" That!)
WTO and $5.00 Coffee (Yoda, Wherefor art Thou?)
McJuana's (Golden Arches, Dude!)
Martha Stewart To Write Abductee Book (Alien's Kinda' Sexy)
Blood of Many Nations (Mom was a Rather Sportin' Sort!)
"The Emporium Strikes Back" (Aliens Have No Style)
Martha Stewart Abducted By Aliens! (K-Mart Aghast)
What Have we Done to Sophie? (Sophie's Choice--Hot Dog?)
Where Do You Beat your Kids? (Wal Mart, Of Course)
"Laptop Dancing" (If You Call Within The Next 10 Minutes...)
Santa and the Jolly Green Giant (Same Zip Code?)
"LAPTOP DANCING" (BACK IN THE USSR)
Paris Hilton? (Ah, Now It's Clear)
No Animals Were Harmed During the Writing of this Blog
A Caveman's Day (No Corporate Koolaid!)
I'm From "Appa-latch-ia" (Not "Appa-lash-ia", By God!)
Mr. Spock in Restraints (Yoda in Deep)
Studios Drop Godzilla (Godzilla Considering Second Career)
Genetic Engineering and Bovine Art (Holy Cow!)
Yoda "Mind Melds" Rodents (It's Getting Squirrely)
Strip Tease and Phonics (Career Decisions)
Co-Dependent Letters (Alphabet Soup)
Yoda Moved! (Spock to be Mentor)
Yoda Back to Drug Rehab (Odd Behavior Noted)
Deep-Fried Butterflies (Put 'Em on a Stick)
Dyslexic Jeopardy (That Spells "Truoble")
JFK Conspiricy Revealed (Grassy Knoll theory Debunked)
A Security Risk? little Ol' Me? (Ask U.S. Intel'....)
I "Channel" Dr. Mengele (Also, Dr. Suess and Dr. Pepper)
Walter Cronkite a Pimp? (And That's The Way It Is...)
Ever Been "Googled"? Mmmmm! Feels Good! (A Little Lower, Please...)
Handicraft Porn! (Is Martha Stewart Housebroken?)
Yoda to Hospital ("Force" is Weak)
Alexandra Steele Said "Explainated" (I Heard It!)
It's lonely at the Top! (A Cult's Culture)
Oh, Joy! (Snake Day on the National Geographic Channel)
Marry Again? (I'll Just Buy Her a House!)
Yoda to Drug Rehab ("Huffing" Light Saber Emissions)
Stella Gets Her Groove Back (Dancin' in the Cult)
If You Call Within the Next 10 minutes....
My Birthday Cult (Take a Number, Please)
Hot Dog! My First Cult Member! (Thanks Mom)
My Birthday's Around the Corner (I Wanna' Cult)
Weather Channel Scandal Storms On! (Tesh Denies Fan Dancing)
Weather Channel Expose' (Hot weather-Fan Dancing)
Amish-Al Qaida Connection? (Hmmmm!....)
Weather Channel Scandal (A Mighty Wind!)
Weather Channel Scandal (Storm's A Comin')
The Weather Channel (Sunny Disposition and Widespread Perkiness)
Who In God's Name Is Tom Vickers
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