Dr. Suess Predicts Election Outcome...

HELLO GENTLE READERS,

I haven't had the 'ol crystal out in a while, so I thought I'd check in on my old friend Dr. Suess.

Eeny-Meeny-Chili-Beany, the spirits are about to speak..."Suess, Dr. Suess? Are you there? We haven't talked in a while."...

• HELLO, TOM,
• IT ISN'T FAIR, IT ISN'T RIGHT,
• CHANGING TIME,
• IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!

"I'm sorry it's affecting you so. Where are you?"...

• IN WEST VIRGINIA,
• AND, YOU CAN QUOTE,
• IT'S THE ONLY PLACE
• A DEAD MAN CAN VOTE!

"So, who do you think will win the presidency?"...

• I'LL PREDICT IT NOW,
• AND SAVE ALL THE DRAMA,
• AND---THE WINNER IS...
• BARACK OBAMA!

"Suess, it's been really nice talking to you, but blogging eats up a lot of satellite bandwidth and my crystal is really slowing down!"...

Tom Vickers