Dyslexic Theology...Does "Dog" Exist?

HELLO GENTLE READERS,

Many years ago my father, a brilliant and talented man, had a small stroke. As a result of this he, for a period of time, became dyslexic. When he would read aloud he would transpose words or the letters in the words. While challenging, it also provided him, and the rest of the family, with some lighthearted moments. That situition inspired this post:

 1. The dyslexic Atheist denies the existance of Dog.
 2. The dyslexic Agnostic wavers on Dog's existance.
 3. The dyslexic Catholic believes that Dog is out to get you (your little god Toto, too).
4. The dyslexic militant Muslim believes that Dog hates the "West".
5. The dyslexic Hindu believes in many, many Dogs (various breeds?).
6. The dyslexic TV Evangelist says that Dog needs your money.
7. The dyslexic Jew says, "Hear O' Israel, Dog is one"!
8. The dyslexic Buddist tries to become one with Dog.
9. The dyslexic Baptist believes that Dog will send you to "Hell in a gas can".
10. The dyslexic Branch Davidian believes Dog wants you "well-armed"!
11. The dyslexic Unitarian believes that Dog is pure love.
12. The dyslexic Moonie says Dog wants you to sell flowers at the airport.

Please feel free to add to this "Dog-gone" list. Thank Dog it's finished.

Tom Vickers