Barbie Doll Arrested! Drugs and Prostituition Charged!
DATELINE NEW YORK, NY:
In a terse statement today, Mattell, the patent holder on Barbie, admitted that she was taken into custody and released on an undisclosed amount of bond. The spokesman, a Mr. Plastico, said more information would be released at a later date.
A friend of the family, Ken, said that Barbie had been on a long, long downward spiral. "It all started with those damned mini-skirts, spiked heels and that friggin' Corvette. I just hope that people will understand. After all, most families have been touched by drugs. Also, Mattell should take some of the blame. The pressure to sell more and more toys has been tremendous. Why, I knew her when she was a cute 34-C with two-inch heels. But the pressure was so great that she felt the need to have 'plastic' surgery. Now look where those 'D' cups and three-inch heels have landed her. Right in the gutter. I just hope you will include Barbie in your prayers," Ken exclaimed.
We sure will, Ken.
Tom Vickers
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