CHIANG KAI-SHREK...A TRAILER!

DATELINE HOLLYWOOD, CA:

I have it on good authority that the runaway movie hit of the summer will be an animated, martial arts Historical. It will pit a Chinese Nationalist Ogre (Chiang) against his arch-rival, Mouse Tse-Tung . I don't want to give too much away but, I'm told that Chiang tries to disrupt "The Long March" and avoid moving to Taiwan.

I am further informed that the battle scenes are of epic proportion. Especially the finale, which takes place in a Trailer Park on the Yellow River. A "no-miss" scene!

The producers are currently negotiating with several fast food chains for their right to sell cheap and dangerous toys based on the movie.

Folks, don't wait for the book on this one.

Tom Vickers