Dear Sir or Madame...(Will You Read My Book?)

HELLO GENTLE READERS,

Yes, it's true. I wanna' be a Paperback Writer. When I walk by I want people to say, "There goes Tom Vickers. Author, songwriter, performer, bit-actor and one of the sexiest men on the planet." I've got good news. For those that crave my creativity, I hope to soon provide you with a "fix". A newspaper, which linked to my wordpress blog in February, is in the process of negotiating a BOOK DEAL with me. Lil' ol' me! It's to be based on my Weblog, TV's Weblog-The Great Nonsense of Life. It has become the 14th fastest growing blog at wordpress. Aw shucks!

Needless to say, I'm excited! I do, however, have a few questions. Am I expected to wear an ascot? Who will play "me" in the Movie of the Week? Must I appear intelligent (Oh God!). Must I nod gravely at questions of weighty matters? Will I have any literary "Groupies"? Will my "Roadie" be able to find the best weed in town? I'm sure these questions will be answered in time.

Now, for those ladies that crave my body instead of my creativity, contact me at tvickers53@gmail.com!

Tom Vickers