Cross-Dressing Canines....Raise the "Roof"!
DATELINE--SAN FRANCISCO, CA:
Regis likes to cross-dress. No, not Regis Philbun (as far as we know). Regis is a mixed-breed, otherwise non-descript, pooch. He likes to wear his sister's (Mimi) G-String underwear. "We bought him some very masculine underwear at PetSmart but, he prefers Mimi's wardrobe," said his owner. "Regis is a very bright, Steven Hawkins-type dog. He's very smart. He can raid Mimi's closet, pick out something nice and somehow get himself dressed. He's actually smarter than my boss," he continued.
Regis has been "fixed" and one must wonder if some extra "snipping" took place. Perhaps there was an audible "OOOPS" during the procedure. Did Mimi lose a brother and gain a sister?
James Reid, a Pet Psychologist of note, said that Regis' behavior is quite unusual. "Dogs usually resist being dressed {wonder why?} in the first place. To have one seek out clothing, let alone make alternate gender choices, is unheard of," he noted.
Maybe Regis just likes to "feel pretty". Maybe we can all go in together and send him a Gift Certificate from Victoria's Secret.
DATELINE--SAN FRANCISCO, CA: ..... Of course!!!
Tom Vickers
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mikelclassen on
The ads that came up with this are almost as good as the post. I think maybe Regis may simply have some issues. For one thing, he's sunning indoors. He does appear to be a beagle, which means he's not quite right anyway. He's also lacking a cocktail which will set anything right, at least until you get the next one anyway. By the way, your vet's name wasn't Frank Furter was it?
