You Can Put Barack In A Skirt But, You Can't Make Hillary Black...

HELLO GENTLE READERS:

Wouldn't you just hate to be Bill Clinton right now? "Sure honey, we'll get you the Oval Office! That is, of course, unless some popular black guy decides to run. What are the chances of that?" Now, don't get me wrong, it's been too long. It's time for a woman, African-American, Latino, Jew or any other minority to hold the office. I'm a middle-aged white guy and I'm a little ashamed. Older white guys have not fared well with this office lately. It's way past time!

I've watched this Primary season with great interest. The dynamics between Obama and Clinton are facinating! But, poor Hillary. What are you to do, Hillary? Obama is smart, charismatic, articulate, handsome, dynamic and Hillary's biggest nightmare. What are you to do, Hillary? You could catch Obama in bed with a sheep and, what could you say, Hillary? If you decide to get nasty, you'll lose a very important voting block. One that you must get your share of their votes! What are you to do? Yeah, you can put Obama in a skirt but, you can't make Hillary black!

Tom Vickers

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TheJoeD on

I've been trying to figure out Hillary's strategy with this whole thing. Statistically she's been beaten for a few months now, so she's basically staying in the race to berate and sully her peer. I don't think that's a winning strategy for the democrats. We'd be in much better shape if she conceded two months ago and gave Barack room to breathe before going after John McCain.

Brass balls!