I "Channel" John Denver (Also, Dorothy and Job)

HELLO GENTLE READERS:

Since I'll be entering this realm before long, I thought I'd dust off the ol' Crystal and do a little "channeling". Let's go on a Magical Mystery Tour, shall we?

EENY-MEENY-CHILI-BEANY, the spirits are about to speak: Anybody there? Hello?..."How long shall ye vex my soul and break me with words?"... Job? Is that you? What have I said that offended you?..."These ten times have ye reproached me!"...Job, this is Tom. I've never reproached you...."Oh, my bad."..."Far out, dude!"...John Denver! Welcome! How are you?..."Rocky Mountain high, man!"...So, what have you been up to, John?..."Just sittin' by the fire, to watch the evening tire, while all my friends and my old lady sit and pass the pipe around." John, you can't say that. This is a drug-tested blog!..."Right on, man!"..."Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore!"...Dorothy! Where are you?..."Not sure. There's a Yellow Brick Road and a poppy field. I think it's Afghanastan!"...No, Dorothy, you're in Oz...."These poppies taste horrible but, I don't seem to mind!"...Don't smoke the poppies, Dorothy! Dorothy?..."Zzzzzzz."..."Just where is this Yellow Brick Road?"...Don't even go there, John!..."I have heard many things: miserable comfort are ye all."...Job, that's not very nice!...

"Ello, mate."...John Lennon? Where are you?..."I'm in the poppy field with Dorothy and Toto. Keith Richards is here too!"...Keith? He's not dead!..."Sure 'e is mate. We just 'aven't told him yet."

I give up! Stoned spirits!

Tom Vickers