Uses For Duct Tape (A Sticky Situation)

HELLO GENTLE READERS,

I swear to the following. I've either witnessed or trust the sources for the following examples of duct tape use:

1. Repair a car's convertable top.
2. Close small cuts.
3. Tape a gator's mouth shut.
4. Fix a Bra.
5. Save a suicide victim by taping slashed wrists (sad, but true).
6. Hold a refrigerator door closed.
7. Tape a casserole dish closed until the picnic started.
8. Lock a door (some sexual privacy was needed).
9. Repair a broken window.
10. Used as a tie tack.
11. Tape a wandering dog to his doghouse (wasn't me).
12. Seal a leaky roof (still working).
13. Tape a man's hat to his head on a windy day.
14. Fix a frying pan (Fire Dept. had to be called in on this one).
15. Secure a baby's diaper.

If you know of any more, please let me know.

Tom Vickers

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yogamommy on

a finish line... NO! darn those medling kids! it's not a finish line b/c there was NO RACE. it was a blasted prank. i think i posted about this particular use. ALSO if your toe nails have fungus on them just put duct tape on them, cut the tape to the shape of your nails and forget about it. Polish won't do!