Gangsta' Records Signs Martha Stewart

DATELINE LA: It was announced today that Martha Stewart has signed a recording contract with Gangsta Records. The details are still sketchy at this time but, a "Hip-Hop" CD will be forthcoming.

"Martha has 'made her bones', no doubt about it", said a Gangsta spokesperson. "The CD will be called How to Beat the 'Rap' and is long overdo", he continued. "We think that a Recipe Rap CD could start a trend".

Said Martha, "Many of my cellmates will appear on the CD. I'm grateful that they turned me on to this idea. My prison name was 'M-Diddy' and I'm going to make the most of it!"

Can't wait to hear it.

Tom Vickers