Don't You Just Hate Needy People? (Please, Please Read My Blog!)

HELLO GENTLE READERS,

Don't you just hate needy people? I'm glad I'm not one of them.

My needs are very simple. I only need a few things to make my life complete: a Grammy, good reviews on my CD, Reese Weatherspoon's phone number, a French maid, a few more inches below the belt, a Supermodel, a new Lexus, a nasty Divorce Lawyer, another Supermodel (can't ever have too many of those), Botox injecions, to stop being abducted by aliens, a bevy of groupies, The JoeD's insights, Yogamommy's skill with language, Mikelclassen's sense of humor, a winning lottery number, and for YOU TO READ MY BLOG.

My needs are simple. Don't you just hate needy people? I'm glad I'm not one of them!

Tom Vickers

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mikelclassen on

Glad you're back. I missed your posts. Thanks for the compliment about the sense of humor. I think yours is pretty good and your blog is much better than most I read. At least you try to entertain. Most everybody else just whines. Welcome back.