Teeter Hangups ($14.95 and Belly Button Exposure)
HELLO GENTLE READERS,
Have you ever seen those Teeter Hangup devices advertised on TV? You know, those Medieval looking devices. It's sort of a "do-it-yourself" Tilt Table. Scary! You hang yourself upside down. All sorts of health benefits presumably accrue: stretches your spine, relaxes your muscles and cures male pattern baldness. Ok, Ok, I made up the baldness bit. I'm not the least bit sold on these things.
I'm 54 and have about 17 brain cells as it is (typical Baby Boomer). I think if I hung upside down all of my Coumadin-thinned blood would rush to my head and blow a gasker!
What if you get stuck? What then? Kinda' hard to get your money back guarantee when your head is scraping the carpet. Now, I've been upside down a time or two but, it's never been a panned event.
Are you getting one? If you do and get stuck, give me a call. I'll be right over, camera in hand.
Tom Vickers
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yogamommy on
hmmm, i have not seen this one yet.... will be up watching late night ads tonight and let you know what i think. is it on home shopping network? can i look it up online? can i eat a banana while hanging like a monkey upside down? maybe they should give you a free box of bananas if you order within 24 hours.
