72 Virgins And All Eternity (Then What?)




HELLLO GENTLE READERS,

I'm Curious. When you die participating in Jihad you're supposed to go immediately to Paradise where 72 virgins await your arrival. Sounds pretty good on the surface, but, there's a catch. Nowhere does it say that they will be available to you after uh, er,well, you know, after they've been enjoyed. How do you plan ahead? My college minor was math and I can't figure out how to divide eternity by 72!

I'm not so sure about this plan!

Tom Vickers
jenwhy on
Maybe after 72 they figure anyone will have had their fill?
yogamommy on
maybe the sessions last a really long time?
tvsgweblog on
Hey Jen, Hey Yoga,

1.72 is a good beginning, but, Eternity? From what I hear, that's a long time.

2. If you have an erection lastng more than 4 hours please see your doctor (or get multiple partners)!
tvsgweblog
Male - 55 years old
PINCH, WV
United States
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