A spokesman for the popular SleepyTime Tea brand said today that a new advertising campaign is underway. "People just aren't getting enough sleep these days.Everybody's lives are so hectic. We want to do our part to help a 'cranky' America recover the lost art of sleeping!", said Mr. Michael Sheet. "We just ask that they 'drink'responsably. Please get a designated driver", he continued.
Starbuck's could not be reached for comment.
Mmmm. Not bad! Suits me to a "Tea". Nighty-night. Zzzzzzzz!