New from Mattel...("Crack Whore" Barbie)

HELLO GENTLE READERS:

I was in a Wal Mart the other day (yes, in Pinch, WV we get all gussied-up for Wal Mart visits) looking for a Spiderman "thingy" for my Grandson. I passed by the Barbie aisle and was amazed. Wow! How many different kinds of Barbie models are there?

I've got a few ideas:

1. "Democratic Canidate" Barbie (pantsuits included).
2. "Goth" Barbie (dressed in black; tatoos not included).
3. "Call Girl" Barbie (Little Black Book included).
4. "Victoria's Secret" Barbie (I won't tell).
5. "Amish" Barbie (Buttons not included).
6. "Al Qaida" Barbie (AK-47 and Burka included).
7. "Fast Food" Barbie (Comes with fries and medium Coke).
8. "Courtney Love" Barbie (Paraphernalia not included).
9. "Detox" Barbie (Co-pay required).
10. "Married for Money" Barbie (Jewelery not included).
11. "Survivor" Barbie (Island sold separately).
12. "Paris Hilton" Barbie (Brains not included).
13. "Brittney Spears" Barbie (Trailer Park included).
14. "Martha Stewart" Barbie (Ball & Chain included , Cake Mix sold separate).
15. "Gay" Barbie (Ken not included).
16. "Lawyer" Barbie (Retainer not included).

I'm open to any more "Barbies" you might suggest.

Tom Vickers