Martha's Laser Cake-Mmmm! (Wow! That's hot!)
DATELINE NY:
Since her return from "Alien Abductee" status, Martha Stewart, Home-Meister and Alien Porn Star, has been cooking up a storm. Her latest creation is the tempting "Laser Cake" shown here.
Said Martha, "It's real easy. Even a Centaurian can do it! Look for the recipe in my upcoming book, 'The Joy of Alien Sex & Cooking'. I'll give you a hint; it cooks itself!"
I'm on a diet.
Tom Vickers
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