Tool Using Rodents (I Can "Go-For" That!)
DATELINE BUTTE, MONTANA:
Scientists are all excited about the new found tool using abilities of certain rodents. The above photo was taken in Montana last week. It shows the ongoing battle between a gopher and a homeowner.
"This fight has been going on now for three months", said John Alcott. "It just keeps escalating! I get a hoe, he gets a pistol. I get a rifle, he gets a shotgun. I match his shotgun, he gets a RPG! It's out of hand!"
Scientists have said all along that gophers are "smarter"than people think, but this weapon using ability is a shock., "I guess Bill Murray had it right all along in the movie "Caddyshack", said Biologist Jeanne Dixon.
Amber Lake, ya'll!
Tom Vickers
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yogamommy on
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hmmmm, i have been to butte... gorgeous and it seemed then, about 15 years ago, the rodents were very friendly, why, they'd even eat out of the palm of our hands....well, if i were them i'd be pissed too, what if some giant came and uprooted us, we'd nuke 'em, it seems to be the american way, john lennon would be so proud of what has become of this world (^&*($#&$)#()). i want to know who supplies the rodents with their weapons, b/c i want to be on the underground as well; i don't care if i'm arrested just don't put me in the same cell as a celebrity. |
tvsgweblog on
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Yeah! Butte is lovely. I didn't meet any rodents there. Well, a coupla at the Sheraton! "Jabba the Hut" as a widely known "Arms Dealer" to the fully-toothed, furry set. |
