WTO and $5.00 Coffee (Yoda, Wherefor art Thou?)
DATELINE CHARLESTON, WV:
In a surprising move today, the World Trade Organization (WTO) enlisted the services of an elite division of the "Storm Troopers". This is in anticipation of the disruption of their annual meeting. The meeting this year is being held in Appalachia, long a "hotbed" of "rebel" activity.
A spokesman for Starbuck's said, "We're closing all of our shops. This will be a fully "decaffienated" event!" Yoda, long a WTO opponent, said, "Stop us they can't! Deny the 'Force' they won't. Coffee we must have!"
In a related story, R2D2 admitted to being the father of Brittney Spears' latest child.
Tom Vickers
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yogamommy on
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We actually had a "convention" here in the Ham (I live in Bham AL) and my husband works downtown in a building attached to the civic center. He said it was very surreal b/c when he'd go down stairs for a cig break he would be like holy shit there are some storm troopers and whoa there is Vader..... i asked if he saw Leah (the daughter of Vader as you know) and to his sadness, no, she was a no show. |
tvsgweblog on
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The "Princess" is now dating Jar-Jar Binks and has no time for we mere "movie ticket buyers. Did you hear that Yoda's in Drug rehab? I've been "covering the story in my blogs! Thanks for reading! |
