McJuana's (Golden Arches, Dude!)
DATELINE LA:
McDonald's Corporation announced a "spin-off" company today in California. It is to be called McJuana's and will cater to a special customer base. "It's risk, we know. The "high", uh, er, Up-side potential is enormous!", said Marketing Director, Wayne McBride.
Industry experts say that the strategy is sound. Said one such expert, "After a 'trip' to McJuana's, a stop at McDonald's for munchies is likely."
"If the California 'experiment' works we plan to lobby for legalization everywhere", said Mr. Mcbride.
We will if this project goes "Up in Smoke".
Tom Vickers
Male - 55 years old
PINCH, WV
United States