McJuana's (Golden Arches, Dude!)



DATELINE LA:

McDonald's Corporation announced a "spin-off" company today in California. It is to be called McJuana's and will cater to a special customer base. "It's  risk, we know. The "high", uh, er, Up-side potential is enormous!", said Marketing Director, Wayne McBride.

Industry experts say that the strategy is sound. Said one such expert, "After a 'trip' to McJuana's, a stop at McDonald's for munchies is likely."

"If the California 'experiment' works we plan to lobby for legalization everywhere", said Mr. Mcbride.

We will if this project goes "Up in Smoke".

Tom Vickers
yogamommy on
will they have a drive through and can you drive through one first and pay for it then go directly to the next and pay and go home and eat? i'm moving to Callie if this deal flies.
tvsgweblog on
My daughter (grown) suggested a Dive-thru but, the age requirement might be an issue. Also, those damn Sqeaky call boxes already make me paranoid.

Can you imagine? McD's food might once again be palatable!

Mmmmm...Yeah..I'm with you; a drive-thru is in.
mikelclassen on
I want one.
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