Martha Stewart To Write Abductee Book (Alien's Kinda' Sexy)
DATELINE NEW YORK:
A report out of Del-Rio Publishing House today said that Martha Stewart, Homemaker Diva and Alien Abductee, has been paid an advance on a new book. The book will chronicle her adventures while in the clutches of the Alpha Centaurians.
The book, it is said, will cover her Abductee experience from "Soup-to-Nuts". From the initial flash of light to her return in rural West Virginia. A Del-Rio editor says it will be all-inclusive. From Centaurian cuisine to Porthole Curtain treatments.
"An entire chapter will be devoted to Alien sex," said the editor. "This is not a book for the kiddies!"
More to come.
Tom Vickers
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yogamommy on
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will it have pictures? i like picture books. who will take the cover, martha or an alien? or will it be erotic looking? |
tvsgweblog on
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Martha ALWAYS takes the cover. Nudes of Aliens? What a great idea! You really are kinda' scary, aren't you? |
