"Laptop Dancing" (If You Call Within The Next 10 Minutes...)
HELLO GENTLE READERS,
This is an update to an earlier post.
The lady pictured above is named Larisa and she lives just outside Moscow. She has a copy of my CD on her Ipod. She's my biggest fan. I'm a big fan of her, too.
She says she has enough money to visit me in June of this year. She knows enough English to talk "dirty" (how much more is needed, really?). I really wish I knew what some of those "backward-ass", Cyrillic letters mean. Is "dirty-talk" more expressive in Russian? Oh my goodness, I hope so!
What if she doesn't have enough money to get back home? What if I don't like her? Can I send her back? Can I trade her in on a Jeep Cherokee? If I call within the next 10 minutes will shipping and handling be waived?
Tom Vickers
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yogamommy on
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you are too funny!!! i LOVE reading your thoughts..... i feel like i'm reading my own! hmmm, that might scare you if you've read my entire blog stuff. |
tvsgweblog on
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I'm already shaking! See the other Laptop Dancing post (or wait for the book)It's a true story. |
