"LAPTOP DANCING" (BACK IN THE USSR)
Hello Gentle Readers,
I retired from the word of Architecture about five years ago and I've kept busy playing music. I'm no stranger to this world but, that's for future posts.
I've had the great fortune of recording and playing live (guitar and vocals) with a number of famous people and, last year, I recorded my own CD. That's where this story begins.
I E-mailed a copy of my CD (along with a recent picture) to a friend. She, in turn, E-mailed it to a friend, who E-mailed it to a friend, who...Ok, Ok, I'll skip the "begats". Quicker than a dog can lick its genitalia, my CD was all over the world! From Bern to Berlin, from Paris to Patagonia, from Madrid to Moscow, from...Well, you get the picture.
Mom! I'm a "Cyberstar"! I promise I won't let it change me. I don't expect special treatment! I won't go around "trashing" Cyber Cafes' in typical Rock Star fashion! I may upgrade to Townhouse Crackers but, I'm the same ol' Tom.
Ever since my CD became a world traveler, I've been getting E-mails galore. Mostly women (YES!) and many of them contain pictures, love notes, marriage proposals, offers to have my children and requests for my mailing address (I'm not that stupid).
Many of these photos are uh, uh, well, they're nudes. Mostly from the former Soviet Bloc, oddly enough. I've got enough pictures of naked women to start up a "Porn Site"! I'll call it LAPTOP DANCING!
This is a true story. Tom Vickers
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mikelclassen on
Hey, I didn't get the CD. I feel so - out of the loop. I guess I just wasn't as cool as I thought I was.
mikelclassen on
Come to think of it, I don't get naked pictures either. Soviet or from anywhere. Crap, I must be doing something wrong. Give me the link when you get that site up. It'll give me something to do on lonely Saturdays here in the north country.
mikelclassen on
E-mail me one, mclassen@lighthouse.net. You might become a local celebrity. If nothing else, it might mean a free Big Mac at the local McDonalds.
tvsgweblog on
My lawyer told it's ok to open the site. The picture's are now my property. The site will be free for Michigan viewers. Void where prohibited by law. You must pay all applicable taxes....
