Paris Hilton? (Ah, Now It's Clear)
DATELINE LA:
In a startling confession today Paris Hilton revealed the source of all her adult (?) problems. Said Ms. Hilton, "I should've had anything I wanted. I wanted a pony! We could afford it! I'll show 'em! I'm getting a "Lap Pony!"
It is being rumored that stables are in the "Blueprint" stage for their addition at most Hiltons.
Tom Vickers
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