Mr. Spock in Restraints (Yoda in Deep)
DATELINE ORION'S BELT-PADEWAN CENTER:
Reports out of the YOU HAVE LEARNED WELL YOUNG PADEWAN drug rehab center state that Mr. Spock has been using the "Force" with reckless abandon. He acquired this Jedi skill after performing the "Vulcan Mind Meld" on Master Yoda. Both are in the Padewan center for substance abuse; Spock for "snorting" Dilithium Crystals and Master Yoda for "huffing" Light Saber Emissions.
Spock, after "Melding" Yoda, has been exhibiting some very strange behavior. Said Padewan officials, "The final straw was his being found alone in a closet with Starista, the Dancing Girl from Jabba the Hut's lair. Starista is in for Robot Lubricant abuse. We can't have this!"
Master Yoda, after receiving the "Meld", has been re-engineering the HVAC System and re-programing the Computer Network in the Padewan Center. Said a maintenance worker, "Not only do we get Holographic Box Office on the Wide Screen Crystal, now the room temperature adjusts to each individual. I hope they don't revert Yoda back too soon. I'm having a devil of a time with the Laser Disposal System and, he's promised to take a look at it. Spock however, is another kettle of Starfish. Son-of-a-Gun stole my lunch three days running!"
More as it develops. tomvickers@suddenlink.net
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