Studios Drop Godzilla (Godzilla Considering Second Career)
DATELINE MT. MIDORIAMI:
After being released by Itizuzi Studios, "B" Movie star Godzilla announced his retirement from Motion Pictures. Long a Sci-Fi icon, his announced retirement was a shock to many in the industry. Many fans expressed regret at his decision to give up his long andsuccessful Movie career.
When asked why, Godzilla, speaking through a translator, said, "I'm getting too old to do my old stunts. it's time to move on. Besides, I'm tired of working with the delayed subtitle requirements. It's harder than you think!"
He plans on keeping busy by making guest appearances and teaching Geography to "Special-ED" students.
We will miss you old friend. Sayonara. tomvickers@suddenlink.net
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mikelclassen on
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Hey, I say if Stallone can do Rocky at his age. Godzilla can do it. A little digital enhancement and he can take on Mothra, Rodan, and Mechano King Kong all at once just like the old days. "Oh no, they say he's got to go, go go Godzilla." I say stay, keep stomping the snot out of Tokyo. "Oh no, there goes old Tokyo, go go Godzilla." |
tvsgweblog on
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If he's too old to Rampage Tokyo then perhaps he can at least Rampage the set of Ninja Warrior or a Honda factory. |
