Genetic Engineering and Bovine Art (Holy Cow!)
DATELINE SOUTHERN OHIO:
Just off the wire: Scientists at the "Mad Cow Dairy Research Center" have announced a breakthrough in Genetic Engineering. They have isolated an "artistic" gene in Dairy Cattle. Said Dr. Milo Cellsplit, "This gene is not present in all cows. At this time we estimate it at about sixty per cent."
As I understand it, when this gene is manipulated odd things happen. Butter made from the "manipulated" cows milk will form itself into "expressive" art. The variety has been astounding.
The above representation of Jesus was formed from the milk of one Daisy Cudspit. Oleo Lordy Me!
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yogamommy on
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That is cool! I love how you see things. A cyber friend of mine went to some church event mostly from being harassed by her friends to go to it and said the funniest thing: "yeah, there were some folks there with their hands up like they wanted to ask a question and I kept thinking somebody please let them ask their question so they'll put their hands down already and get an answer!!" That is what this fantastic butter sculpture reminded me of. |
