Yoda "Mind Melds" Rodents (It's Getting Squirrely)
DATELINE ORION'S BELT-PADAWAN CENTER:
Reports out of the YOU HAVE LEARNED WELL YOUNG PADAWAN drug rehab center say that "Force Master" Yoda, in for Light Saber Emission "huffing', has applied the "Vulcan Mind Meld" to a nest of squirrels. Master Yoda learned the "Vulcan Mind Meld" from Mr. Spock. Spock is in for Dilithium Crystal "snorting".
"You can't walk on the grounds," said a Padewan employee. "Apparantly squirrels can't tell the difference between the 'good guys' and the 'bad guys'! None of us are safe!", he said. Another employee said, "The grounds are littered with the corpses of Orion Cats, Belt Hawks and Millenium Falcons. It's out of hand! They are even taking saber swipes at the visitors, who used to feed them!"
Yoda has been put on probation and had to spend an hour in "Time Out". It is not known what will happen to the squirrels. tomvickers@suddenlink.net
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