Yoda Moved! (Spock to be Mentor)

DATELINE ORION'S BELT:

"Force Master" Yoda, in Drug Treatment for Light Saber Emission "huffing", has been moved from the center in the Alpha Centauri system to the "Well You Have Learned Young Padewan" center in the Orion's Belt system. It is hoped that the intensive care at "Padewan" will benefit Master Yoda.

Sources at the Jedi compound on "Alpha" reported that Master Yoda had stopped eating. He complained that the food had "Wookie" hair in it. "Unpalatable, it is. Away you must take it!" he was heard to say.

At the "Padewan", Master Yoda was assigned a room with Mr. Spock of Star Trek fame. Spock is in treatment for snorting "Dilithium Crystals". This is a habit he apparantly picked up duringStar Trek II. Rumor has it that he was turned on to the "Crystal" by the Ship's Engineer of the Enterprise, Scottie. Sources say that Scottie has had the "Dili" habit for years. When asked, Scottie retorted, "I canna' make 'er go any faster, Cap'n!"

A secret source in Group Therapy said, "Spock's influence on Yoda is being considered a breakthrough."

I guess it's only logical. tomvickers@suddenlink.net