Yoda Back to Drug Rehab (Odd Behavior Noted)

DATELINE ALPHA CENTAURI:

As doctors formed a protective ring around him, "Force Master" Yoda was returned from the hospital back to Drug Rehab today. It is being reported that Master Yoda will be subject to a very intense Rehab regimen to help him overcome his addiction to Light Saber Emission "huffing".

One source close to the situation said, "When Master Yoda was brought in yesterday, he was as 'tight as a fly in amber'. The Ozone 'huffing' is just the tip of the Ort Cloud. Master Yoda has issues that go back for centuries!"

As Yoda was being hustled to the Toyata Hover Van, he was heard to say to a constellation of reporters. "Go Force yourselves!", and then made an obcene gesture.

Wow! This story has legs! tomvickers@suddenlink.net