Dyslexic Jeopardy (That Spells "Truoble")
"WELCOME EVERYBODY! IT'S TIME FOR DYSLEXIC JEOPARDY! AND NOW, YOUR HOST, AXEL TREBEC!"... "Thanks Johnny. Let's meet today's contestants. First, a hooker from Hoboken, NJ, Bambi Heysailor. Next, a Bookie from Dallas, Billy Bob Roberts and, finally, a convicted felon from St. Louis, Three-Finger Lefew. An earlier coin toss determined that Bambi wil choose first."
"Thanks, Axel. I'll take Potion Mictures for $100."... HE PLAYED THE LEAD IN 'THE GRADUATE'...Bzzzzt!..."Ok, Bambi."..."Uh, uh. Shoot Axle, I didn't graduate!"..."Sorry"...Bzzzzt!..."Who is Mot Cruise, Axel?"..."No, sorry."..."Who is Dustin Ffhoman, Axel?"..."Correct Billy Bob. Choose!"..."I'll take Lamous Fadies, Axel."...SHE SAID LET THEM EAT K ACE...Bzzzzt!..."Who is Tammy Winette, Axel?"..."No, sorry Bambi."...Bzzzt.."Who is Marie Toinanet, Axel?..."Correct, Three-Finger. Pick a category."..."I'll take Convicted Lefons, Axel."..."How did I know you were going to say that?"...SHE REDECORATED EVERY CELL IN HER WING...Bzzzt!..."Who is Martha Washington, Alex?"... "Nooo. Sorry, Bambi"..."Who is Startha Mewart?"..."Correct, Billy Bob. Now were going to take a commercial break. We'll be back soon."
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"Thanks, Axel. I'll take Potion Mictures for $100."... HE PLAYED THE LEAD IN 'THE GRADUATE'...Bzzzzt!..."Ok, Bambi."..."Uh, uh. Shoot Axle, I didn't graduate!"..."Sorry"...Bzzzzt!..."Who is Mot Cruise, Axel?"..."No, sorry."..."Who is Dustin Ffhoman, Axel?"..."Correct Billy Bob. Choose!"..."I'll take Lamous Fadies, Axel."...SHE SAID LET THEM EAT K ACE...Bzzzzt!..."Who is Tammy Winette, Axel?"..."No, sorry Bambi."...Bzzzt.."Who is Marie Toinanet, Axel?..."Correct, Three-Finger. Pick a category."..."I'll take Convicted Lefons, Axel."..."How did I know you were going to say that?"...SHE REDECORATED EVERY CELL IN HER WING...Bzzzt!..."Who is Martha Washington, Alex?"... "Nooo. Sorry, Bambi"..."Who is Startha Mewart?"..."Correct, Billy Bob. Now were going to take a commercial break. We'll be back soon."
tomvickers@suddenlink.net
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