I "Channel" Dr. Mengele (Also, Dr. Suess and Dr. Pepper)
HELLO GENTLE READERS,
I've been quite busy lately and haven't had a chance to use the ol' crystal. Let's dust it off and seance', shall we?
EENY-MEENY-CHILI-BEANY the spirits are about to speak!.....Hello? Hello? Anybody available? HELLO!..."I vas only following orders!"...Dr. Mengele? Is that you?..."Yawohl, is is me."...This is the first time I've talked to a Nazi. I don't know, uh, well, uh, mmm, how do I say this diplomatically? I don't know if I know what to ask..."Burp!"...Dr. Pepper? Wow! What a crystal! I've never "channeled" consumables before...."I've channeled this, I've channeled that, I've channeled a Cat in a Hat!"...Suess, old friend! Welcome! It's been a while. How are you?...."Burp!"..."It isn't fair, it isn't right, to channel Dr. pepper this night!"...Sorry, Suess. Not my fault. He just showed up...."Burp!" 10, 2 and 4. Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper, too?"..."BURP!"...Suess, are you drinking the Dr. Pepper?..."BURP!"...Mengele! You too?..."Ve have vays of making you talk!"...Folks, I'm not comfortable channeling Nazis..."Var kittens! I'm making Var kittens in the lab!"..."A little of this, a little of that, you can make war with his new cat!"..."BURP!"..."BURP!...I'm outta' here folks! tomvickers@suddenlink.net
I've been quite busy lately and haven't had a chance to use the ol' crystal. Let's dust it off and seance', shall we?
EENY-MEENY-CHILI-BEANY the spirits are about to speak!.....Hello? Hello? Anybody available? HELLO!..."I vas only following orders!"...Dr. Mengele? Is that you?..."Yawohl, is is me."...This is the first time I've talked to a Nazi. I don't know, uh, well, uh, mmm, how do I say this diplomatically? I don't know if I know what to ask..."Burp!"...Dr. Pepper? Wow! What a crystal! I've never "channeled" consumables before...."I've channeled this, I've channeled that, I've channeled a Cat in a Hat!"...Suess, old friend! Welcome! It's been a while. How are you?...."Burp!"..."It isn't fair, it isn't right, to channel Dr. pepper this night!"...Sorry, Suess. Not my fault. He just showed up...."Burp!" 10, 2 and 4. Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper, too?"..."BURP!"...Suess, are you drinking the Dr. Pepper?..."BURP!"...Mengele! You too?..."Ve have vays of making you talk!"...Folks, I'm not comfortable channeling Nazis..."Var kittens! I'm making Var kittens in the lab!"..."A little of this, a little of that, you can make war with his new cat!"..."BURP!"..."BURP!...I'm outta' here folks! tomvickers@suddenlink.net
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