Yoda to Hospital ("Force" is Weak)
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In a dramatic moment today, "Force" Master Yoda was rushed from the drug Rehab Center to the Millenium Falcon Memorial Hospital. One Jedi Knight who witnessed the event said, "Master Yoda was unresponsive, soiled and a very pale green."
In piecing this story together, it seems as though Yoda, in treatment for Light Saber Emission "huffing", spirited some topical alcohol swabs to his room and "sucked" them dry. The doctors in charge of his case said, "Master Yoda will be OK. He has the constituition of an R2D2 Robot. He will, however, have one heck of a headache tomorrow."
Joining Yoda at his bedside were Luke Skywalker, Princess Lei and Jar-Jar Binks. Jar-Jar was the only one to respond to reporters. He turned to the glare of the Holographic News Network (HNN) cameras and asked, "Where is the Cafeteria? Jar-Jar is hungry!".
We will keep you updated. tomvickers@suddenlink.net
In a dramatic moment today, "Force" Master Yoda was rushed from the drug Rehab Center to the Millenium Falcon Memorial Hospital. One Jedi Knight who witnessed the event said, "Master Yoda was unresponsive, soiled and a very pale green."
In piecing this story together, it seems as though Yoda, in treatment for Light Saber Emission "huffing", spirited some topical alcohol swabs to his room and "sucked" them dry. The doctors in charge of his case said, "Master Yoda will be OK. He has the constituition of an R2D2 Robot. He will, however, have one heck of a headache tomorrow."
Joining Yoda at his bedside were Luke Skywalker, Princess Lei and Jar-Jar Binks. Jar-Jar was the only one to respond to reporters. He turned to the glare of the Holographic News Network (HNN) cameras and asked, "Where is the Cafeteria? Jar-Jar is hungry!".
We will keep you updated. tomvickers@suddenlink.net
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TheJoeD on
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Fox News Channel should take a que from you on journalistic integrity. Your blogs are hilarious |
tvsgweblog on
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Thanks JoeD, Fox is hopeless! When I lived in Charlotte, all three of we non-conservatives held a "Fox-Out". Glad you enjoy reading my nonsense! How's the LA weather today? In my music career incarnation, I played there a number of times. I love the chaos of that City. Is "Pink's" Hotdog stand still a going concern? Again, thanks. tv |
zanman720 on
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Hey TV, This was a great article, have you ever thought of writing articles on a newspaper or something??? If you havent then you should highly consider it. This was awesome... -Alex |
