It's lonely at the Top! (A Cult's Culture)

HELLO GENTLE READERS,

As some of you may know, I have a new cult; the Divine Old Personality Experiment(D.O.P.E.). Acolytes are known as Dopes. The world is full of potential members. 

I'm very much the novice at Cult leadership and I'm finding out there's a lot to learn. I'm sure grateful that I didn't go in for one of those religious Cults. I don't want to work that hard, tell anybody how to worship or order robes from L.L. Bean. Besides, I make lousy Koolaid and don't look good in orange.

If any of you are considering starting your own Cult, let me warn you about some of the people who may join. Some of them will demand a lot of your time. More than a few will be a coupla' hot dogs shy of a picnic. Some of them smell funny and others will keep you Email inbox filled to the brim with ideas. You must be firm but gentle or some will scrimp on their dues.

This is more work than I anticipated. Maybe I'll settle into this Sensai role I've chosen. If not, there's always the Koolaid!   tomvickers@suddenlink.net
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animerox
i cant make koolaid! sorry had to say that. anyway sorry for calling you a perv.
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tvsgweblog
animerox--It's OK. I've been married twice and have been called worse. You just keep writing, man. I visited rour site and I'm impressed. Take care, man. tv
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