Marry Again? (I'll Just Buy Her a House!)

HELLO GENTLE READERS,

I'm in the middle of yet another divorce. I don't get it. I'm nice, friendly, uncritical and haven't raised my voice in years. I'm easy to live with, I can cook, clean, wash clothes and I'm sexy as all get out! I don't get it!

Don't get me wrong, I never try to understand women. I'd have a better shot at understanding Particle Physics! I seemingly have no mental defense against women!

Why are divorces so hard to accomplish? You divide everything (but the dog) down the middle, wish each other the best and move on. But, nooo! Hey, ya' gotta' dollar, split it in half and each gets 50 cents. Divorce has it's own math, though. Ya' gotta' a dollar, split it in half and she gets the house! I've lost more Real Estate that way!

Next time I'm not getting married. I'll just find a woman I hate and buy her a house!           tomvickers@suddenlink.net