Yoda to Drug Rehab ("Huffing" Light Saber Emissions)
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Today there was a disturbing report out of the local Jedi compound. It said that "Force Master" Yoda has entered a Drug Rehab center. A spokesman for the "May The Force Be With You Center" was unable to speculate on the duration of Master Yoda's stay . In a short, terse statement he said, "His experimental journey into the 'Dark Side' can now be explained. Master Yoda was picked up in a raid on a Brothel and was drug tested, found positive, and brought here."
It has long been known that Light Saber emission "huffing" is an occupational hazard for these good Jedi Knights. Yoda is not the first; both Luke Skywalker and Obi-Wan-Kenobi have done short stints in rehab for this very thing.
Speaking on the condition of anonymity, another Jedi Knight said, "Master Yoda has a lot of work ahead of him. We'll all help, of course, but he must really want to kick this hideous habit. It won't be easy! It never is. Ozone Anonymous meetings are a must!"
Before signing in, Master Yoda, obviously tipsy, said, "May the with be Force You!"
More as this story develops. tomvickers@suddenlink.net
Today there was a disturbing report out of the local Jedi compound. It said that "Force Master" Yoda has entered a Drug Rehab center. A spokesman for the "May The Force Be With You Center" was unable to speculate on the duration of Master Yoda's stay . In a short, terse statement he said, "His experimental journey into the 'Dark Side' can now be explained. Master Yoda was picked up in a raid on a Brothel and was drug tested, found positive, and brought here."
It has long been known that Light Saber emission "huffing" is an occupational hazard for these good Jedi Knights. Yoda is not the first; both Luke Skywalker and Obi-Wan-Kenobi have done short stints in rehab for this very thing.
Speaking on the condition of anonymity, another Jedi Knight said, "Master Yoda has a lot of work ahead of him. We'll all help, of course, but he must really want to kick this hideous habit. It won't be easy! It never is. Ozone Anonymous meetings are a must!"
Before signing in, Master Yoda, obviously tipsy, said, "May the with be Force You!"
More as this story develops. tomvickers@suddenlink.net
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