If You Call Within the Next 10 minutes....
HELLO GENTLE READERS,
I've been thinking about this for some time. Almost all of we writers publish our Weblogs for free. For free, mind you! Now, if you've read my "stuff", you know I don't put all that much work into it, but still, for free? I'm a good American. I didn't cash in on the "Dot Com" revolution, did you? Don't we deserve a piece of the "Cyber" pie?
I've got an idea. I'm going to start the "blog" rolling by selling mine...."Friends! Look now! Postings! What would you expect to pay for one of these? $100.00? No! $50.00? No! They're only $19.95, friends! You heard right! $19.95! Act now and I'll even pay the Shipping and Handling! If you call within the next 10 minutes I'll throw in a handy nosehair trimmer and a nude picture of Osama Bin Laden! This offer will not be repeated and is not available in stores! Call 1-800-555-blog".
Void where prohibited. You must pay all applicable taxes. Offer not available in New Hampshire and Iowa. You must be 18 or older to participate. tomvickers@suddenlink.net
I've been thinking about this for some time. Almost all of we writers publish our Weblogs for free. For free, mind you! Now, if you've read my "stuff", you know I don't put all that much work into it, but still, for free? I'm a good American. I didn't cash in on the "Dot Com" revolution, did you? Don't we deserve a piece of the "Cyber" pie?
I've got an idea. I'm going to start the "blog" rolling by selling mine...."Friends! Look now! Postings! What would you expect to pay for one of these? $100.00? No! $50.00? No! They're only $19.95, friends! You heard right! $19.95! Act now and I'll even pay the Shipping and Handling! If you call within the next 10 minutes I'll throw in a handy nosehair trimmer and a nude picture of Osama Bin Laden! This offer will not be repeated and is not available in stores! Call 1-800-555-blog".
Void where prohibited. You must pay all applicable taxes. Offer not available in New Hampshire and Iowa. You must be 18 or older to participate. tomvickers@suddenlink.net
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