My Birthday's Around the Corner (I Wanna' Cult)
HELLO GENTLE READERS,
I've gotta' Birthday coming up and I really don't need anthing. Well, more sex would be nice but, you probably can't (or won't) help me out there. What do you get a man who doesn't need anything? Then, it came to me. A Cult! I don't mean a "Koolaid" Cult or a religious Cult; way too much maintenance in those. I know! A "Cult of Personality"! That's it. That's the ticket!
Now, If I can get somebody else to give me a "personality", I'll be set. send all your money and naked women to tomvickers@suddenlink.net
I've gotta' Birthday coming up and I really don't need anthing. Well, more sex would be nice but, you probably can't (or won't) help me out there. What do you get a man who doesn't need anything? Then, it came to me. A Cult! I don't mean a "Koolaid" Cult or a religious Cult; way too much maintenance in those. I know! A "Cult of Personality"! That's it. That's the ticket!
Now, If I can get somebody else to give me a "personality", I'll be set. send all your money and naked women to tomvickers@suddenlink.net
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