Weather Channel Scandal Storms On! (Tesh Denies Fan Dancing)
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Today, speaking through her attorney, Heather Tesh, weather personality, denied ever being involved in exotic dancing. According to her attorney, Robert Shapiro, "There was a girl in the class ahead of Heather who's resemblance was uncanny. This 'Dark Skies' source has it all wrong. Everybody knows that Heather is a wholesome, All-American girl. These accusations of Fan Dancing are utter nonsense! We will soon make a decision whether or not to file suit"!
"Dark Skies" was out of town but, did send a Text Message which reads, "Bull****!" Alexandra Steele, Tesh's co-worker, said, "If this thing goes to trial, I'll be there every day! I wouldn't miss it for a farm in Georgia"! In a separate statement, Marshall Seese said, "My God! This is the worst storm I've seen in years!"
More as the information floods in. tomvickers@suddenlink.net
Today, speaking through her attorney, Heather Tesh, weather personality, denied ever being involved in exotic dancing. According to her attorney, Robert Shapiro, "There was a girl in the class ahead of Heather who's resemblance was uncanny. This 'Dark Skies' source has it all wrong. Everybody knows that Heather is a wholesome, All-American girl. These accusations of Fan Dancing are utter nonsense! We will soon make a decision whether or not to file suit"!
"Dark Skies" was out of town but, did send a Text Message which reads, "Bull****!" Alexandra Steele, Tesh's co-worker, said, "If this thing goes to trial, I'll be there every day! I wouldn't miss it for a farm in Georgia"! In a separate statement, Marshall Seese said, "My God! This is the worst storm I've seen in years!"
More as the information floods in. tomvickers@suddenlink.net
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